Loser, Mama Boy. By Cindy from Dallas, Texas

My mom set me up with a blind date with her friend’s son who was his late 30s after she nagged me day and night about it. Date night comes, and OMG, I do not from which universe this guy came from that the mama’s boy ACTUALLY BROUGHT HIS MOM???!!! I thought these things only happened in the movies or on TV but I had to sit through a whole hour of being interrogated by his mom ^%&^$#@ –WHERE do you live?…WHAT does your family do?…HOW is your job? Finally, I just couldn’t take it any more. I stood up, and gave the mom a piece of my mind, “Hey mom, it was supposed to be a date with your son, not you. I have had enough of your never ending questions”. And of course, the son deserved some of that too, so I told him, “Loser. Mama boy”. And then I took off. Life’s just too short.

I always thought I was a gentleman, but… by Cudo from Miami, Florida

I’ve known Vanessa for over a 3 years now. We’ve recently started feeling this attractive energy between us so I finally put together all my courage to ask Vanessa out on an official date. Before I could say anything else, Vanessa picked out Outback Steakhouse for lunch. My mom raised me to always be the gentleman and pick up the tab on date, but I only had $50, but I was just lunch so I thought –how bad can it be. And just to be on the sure side, I had ordered the cheapest thing on the menu -$10 pasta. Vanessa on the other hand, who seemed to be what I thought was a classy girl had quite the appetite —she kept ordering and ordering and ordering: steak + pasta + 2 appetizers + dessert + drink….and she’s only 100 lbs!!! The bill rang out to $150. So the math obviously shows I don’t have enough money on me and I had to ask Vanessa to pay for our 1st official date.